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11 June 2009 @ 10:54 am
Women's Health Issue: IMPORTANT!  
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, Erotic lustfulness, Loss of motor control, Loss of clothing, Loss of money, Loss of virginity, Table dancing, Headache, Dehydration, Dry mouth, And a desire to sing Karaoke.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not, may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them, may cause you to think you can sing, make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you

 
 
 
Robyn Goodfellow: dean scrabblerobyngoodfellow on June 11th, 2009 06:13 pm (UTC)
Brought to you by the makers of Mojitos and Wine Coolers.

WARNING: Do not operate text enabled phones while taking.
Fritters: A-TLA - Iroh Sad over spilled Tea by Gabfritters on June 11th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
Do not operate ANYTHING electronic. Margaritas give me the urge to LJ post...

In other news, I am out of mojito fixins...
Robyn Goodfellow: distractrobyngoodfellow on June 16th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
Gmail now has a feature called "beer goggles" which puts an automatic delay on all emails sent while it's turned on.

Fritters: Animaniacs - We Really ARE Like This byfritters on June 16th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
That is brilliant in a very humorous way!
Robyn Goodfellow: space hamstersrobyngoodfellow on June 17th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
And the best thing is that they are TOTALLY serious.

Although I was wrong, it makes you answer math questions, rather than delaying sending the mail.

"Google strives to make the world's information useful. Mail you send late night on the weekends may be useful but you may regret it the next morning. Solve some simple math problems and you're good to go. Otherwise, get a good night's sleep and try again in the morning."
Fritters: Ed Nodding by Frittersfritters on June 17th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC)
It's still funny...
Robyn Goodfellow: lilyrobyngoodfellow on June 18th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
It's funnier because it's true.
lironesslironess on June 12th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
Game fuel. It worked for me. I now have balls of steel!
postrophe on June 12th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
Mas Tequila!Or not.
Tanya: dr who bouncyanyagotr on June 12th, 2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
My Doctor recamended Margaritas to me and I couldn't believe that it worked! If it works for me, it can work for you. (brought to you by the beer diet)
DanaDreamsdanalyn78 on September 24th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
alcohol as anti depression?
now if only I knew to try this before I try finding the right anti depression pill then maybe I wouldn't of gain all this darn weight!