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31 January 2005 @ 01:40 pm
Political Warning...  

Stolen from supertigerbabe

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor if they are poor due to their own laziness.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? (AMEN)
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry tail if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

Probably more posts later. You've been duly warned.
Current Mood: boredbored
gabbysun on January 31st, 2005 09:43 pm (UTC)
:D By George, I do believe I am also a Bad American!
Fritters: Cat Goes Pbtht by iconfetishfritters on January 31st, 2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
GREAT icon. Yes, we are the reason America is going to hell in a handbasket.
gabbysun on January 31st, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
Thank you. *blush* I made it meself.

We totally are. Geez.
Egregiously Mislabeled Taxidriver: Conan serious (merecons)brendo on January 31st, 2005 10:17 pm (UTC)
Somebody made some edits to the original. ;-)

S'ok though, I forgive you. Bad Americans for President!

Fritters: Gir Beatin' His Head by inanefritters on January 31st, 2005 11:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you for your forgiveness ^_^
Robyn Goodfellow: difficultrobyngoodfellow on January 31st, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
Obviously my definition of a 'bad american' differs from yours ;)
Frittersfritters on January 31st, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
Okay, let's hear yours... I'm all curious now.... (and yeah, mine is different, too...)
Robyn Goodfellow: shoot himrobyngoodfellow on February 1st, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
More of an example than a definition, a bad American is the guy who said "So... what the hell's wrong with your legs anyway?"
Fritters: TT BB Confused by shamanic_nurikofritters on February 1st, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
Ah. Tactless morons.

You do seem to get a lot of them up there. Why does your country appeal more to the dumb ones?
Robyn Goodfellow: firerobyngoodfellow on February 1st, 2005 04:11 am (UTC)
Not a clue.
Fritters: Ed Confused by Frittersfritters on February 1st, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
Maybe it's cause every year at the holidays we hear Bob & Doug singing about beer??
Robyn Goodfellow: slabrobyngoodfellow on February 1st, 2005 04:17 am (UTC)
'spossible. Maybe it's just 'cause they're the ones that stand out.
Lady Pixelladypixel on January 31st, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't call that a "bad American". I'd call that a "bad-ass American". :)
Fritters: Zim licky by Frittersfritters on January 31st, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
This is why I love you.
Phizzlephizzledout on February 1st, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)
Inayah: Twinkle by Icon_goddessinayah_az on February 1st, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
Vocabulary/Back Scritches: raven bunnies (fritters!~)spazzychic on February 1st, 2005 12:32 am (UTC)

I agree with it overall, though it seems like a gross oversimplification.

I think it's meant for amusement and a pick me up, so I see no reason to nitpick.
☆ Omega Decay ☆lilmissmilitia on February 1st, 2005 12:33 am (UTC)
damnit, now I want to be a bad american too. Can I be a bad Kiwi?
Frittersfritters on February 1st, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
Probably... Don't see why not...
luvnnoel on February 1st, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
*raises her hand proudly* I too... am a BAD American!
___pretense on February 1st, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
Everyone is a bad American.

Really :)
Fritters: Ed Confused by Frittersfritters on February 1st, 2005 02:48 am (UTC)
I wouldn't say everyone. I think being in the services automatically disqualifies you from being a bad American....
the amazing kitty witchtigerkat on February 1st, 2005 02:52 am (UTC)
I like it, especially the one about Jesse Jackson. But that is just because my area is one of his little 'pet projects'.
Fritters: Ed Confused by Frittersfritters on February 1st, 2005 03:15 am (UTC)
What area specifically? How?
the amazing kitty witchtigerkat on February 1st, 2005 04:14 am (UTC)
I live right near a place called Benton Harbor in Michigan. About a year and a half ago a police chase ended up with the chasee running his motercyle into a house and killing himself. The city decided to blame it on race and said that the white cops were to blame for the death and they rioted. People were throwing bricks at police, one of them hit a little girl who was horribly injured and will never be well. The riots were covered on national news even the ORielly factor.

So of course Jesse Jackson has decided that this is a prime place to come and stir up trouble. And ironically there was a letter to the editor last week from a woman that priased Jackson and then went on to say that if 'things don't change that the riots will look nice compaired to what is coming'.

Luckily the community told Jackson to leave, after he tried to blackmail the largest company in the area, because he was actually doing more damage to the area.
Fritters: Ed Peering by Frittersfritters on February 1st, 2005 04:15 am (UTC)
Never heard any of that. Shows how up I am with things. How did he try to blackmail them?
the amazing kitty witchtigerkat on February 1st, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
Not many people heard about it :) Or they might have but it was so small it didn't stick in their head.
As for the blackmail Jackson essentially was trying to get the company to hire more black people from Benton Harbor or he was going to boycott them. Unfortunatly for him the company gives a large amount of money to the city of Benton Harbor and told the city that they would stop doing that if Jackson kept bad mouthing them.
Egregiously Mislabeled Taxidriver: Riker Oy vey (counterglow)brendo on February 1st, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
I remember those incidents. Lotta houses got burned to the ground for no apparent reason, and the fire department if I recall stopped responding because it was too dangerous, and asking the cops to escort them only made it worse.