Fishing for Free Medical Advice
Wow. Just Wow. I screwed the pooch HARD this morning. Martin had turned the air conditioner on last night and I wanted to turn it off. So I got out of bed, turned the air conditioner off and then woke up on the floor.
The interim is a big black spot and I've never blacked out in my life. But I woke up on the floor with Martin by me and my head and neck hurting like a mofo.
On the other hand, I have no medical insurance. And about 3 different types of medical professionals on my F List.
So any suggestions from ANY of y'all people, medical or not, would be highly spiffy. My neck is locking up like.... some... really... locky thing and I have a goose egg the size of Cleveland on my forehead. I've been icing the bump some and trying to keep moving my neck in various directions, but I can tell that it will soon reduce me to only seeing straight ahead (my computer ^_^ heh heh). I've also taken two excedrin and a muscle relaxant (voltaren) but any further suggestions from anyone would be extremely swell. I'm in a buttload of pain and expect to be for several days. Buggerall.
And if any of this entry doesn't make sense, I just hit my head really hard. Duh.