You see, there's this guy. I've been talking to him for a while and he was beginning to convince me we really had a future together.
Yeah, but then he starts pressuring me. Trying to get me to do things that I'm REALLY uncomfortable with. Trying to get me to do things that I told him right from the get-go I wasn't going to do. And he just won't stop pressuring me.
So I had to break it off with the jerk.
Stupid freakin' college recruiters.