Okay, not COVERED in squirrels. But you still don't expect to see a guy wearing three baby squirrels. Apparently he works in tree service and had rescued them. They were to be taken to the mountains, away from less principled tree-service-men, at an undisclosed date in the future.
He wanted his son in all the pictures. I'm not really sure why. I don't think his son (who actually spoke the same language as him, unlike me) understood why, either. But here is a picture of him and his son. And squirrels.
Let's be honest. A guy covered in baby squirrels is VERY cool. The coolest part is the baby squirrels, though. Here's a final close-up.
So endeth the Squirrel Wearing.