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09 March 2007 @ 05:30 pm
Pondering the evil of the universe....  
Most religions have two sides, right? Good and evil, God and Satan, that sort of thing, right?

So... "Om" is the universal sound, the sacred syllable of Dharmic religions. Wouldn't then, cows be evil? Since they go "mmmmmmmmoooooooooo" all the time instead of "ooooooooooooooommmmmmm"?

Shouldn't the hindus start eating them then? Just to remove some very dark evil from the universe? Isn't this proof that cows, at least to dharmic religions, are inherently evil?

Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
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Fritters: TT Raven Ehhhrrr by ellonwyefritters on March 10th, 2007 02:45 am (UTC)
I LIKE cows, but you can't dispute the proof, eh?
The Semi-Mad Network Adminkaraksindru on March 10th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
Would it be required to say "Oooooommmmm" when eating the cows? Or would "Mmmmmmmmmmm" suffice?
Fritters: Muttley Laugh - I have no idea who madefritters on March 10th, 2007 06:26 am (UTC)
"Mmmmmmm" always worked for me, but I'm not hindu. You'd have to ask one of them.
glittercat13glittercat13 on March 10th, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)

So, to achieve balance in the universe, one should woc (wok) their cow??? :D
Fritters: Ed Thinking by Frittersfritters on March 10th, 2007 06:27 am (UTC)
I think we have to eat as much cow as possible. I suppose Mr. Atkins was on to something...
postrophe on March 10th, 2007 07:18 am (UTC)
Fritters: Jay Nodding by Frittersfritters on March 10th, 2007 07:43 am (UTC)
Whoah. They've begun turning. It'll be us next.

Apparently I picked up on the bovine-evil-wave telling them to turn completely evil instead of just the lurk-style evil they've perpetrated so far.
Violet Tigress: Aliceviolet_tigress1 on March 10th, 2007 08:23 am (UTC)
Evil cows! hehhehe
MollieAdognotspicy on March 10th, 2007 08:54 pm (UTC)
Of course they are evil. Have you not played the secret cow level in Diablo II??? ;-P
Fritters: TT BB Cute by ellonwyefritters on March 10th, 2007 10:31 pm (UTC)
I Have Not.