Fritters (fritters) wrote,

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I'm posting even though I have no actual content today other than potpourri because the free game at looks pretty fun, so I thought y'all might want a heads up to try the download. It's free until midnight tonight.


Everyone should look at Booknerdguru's icons, because I lost track of people I wanted to refer to her page. I just kept going "I should tell _______ about that icon! And wait, ________ really wants to see those icons..."


While it's still free, because it's obviously copyright infringement, you may also want to check out



Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

LJ stalking horror - a report by Fritters.

bunnyshortages is stalking Fritters
bunnyshortages's REAL name :Latonya Drummond
bunnyshortages's REAL DOB :02nd November 1988
Height :151 cmWeight : 38.8 kg
bunnyshortages has dreamt about you : 28 times
bunnyshortages became interested in you : 13th April 2006
bunnyshortages's latest dream about you
bunnyshortages and Fritters are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how bunnyshortages describes your relationship behind your back
'Fritters phoned the police on me again last night. I'm going to go around tonight and finish her off with my hunting knife.'
bunnyshortages's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting Fritters in , bunnyshortages has managed to collect around 10 of Fritters's old TV remotes.
They've even started modifying their body for you
bunnyshortages made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball's removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I've got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I'm watching you.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
bunnyshortages's Police File
Personally I think we should have shot bunnyshortages whilst we had the chance.

Testimonies about bunnyshortages
captain_slinky - Geek isn't the word
'To be honest there was always something about bunnyshortages that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.'
inayah_az - Rotten heathen
'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.'
zagumus - Sister Stabatha
'I always thought bunnyshortages was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?'


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