"Dear Tenant;

Please be advised that the last three days of your summer vacation will be filled with a major construction project occurring approx. 6 feet from your living room. But you won't mind, right? Because excessive noise doesn't drive you frackin' crazy, does it?

Gosh, thanks SO much for your patience!

The Management"

Lord, I hate living here.

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In other news, my new LED bracelet from China advises me "Don't too crazy!"