I did get one unexpected plus out of the zoo. It totally reaffirmed my belief that I never ever as long as I freakin' live EVER want to breed. The place was filled with the little parasites screaming at the top of their lungs at these poor animals. I wanted to slap them. The whole place was filled with yelling, screaming, crying kids bumping into me and pushing their little brother's baby stroller over my feet.
No offense to Daliah or moonshine246, they never seemed to be like the horrid little monsters at the place. And honestly, I'm not sure anyone with so little patience for children SHOULD have kids. It's not fair to either of us.
Did I mention the coyote ate my umbrella? More on that later.