"Onion Horoscope for Sagittarius, 2004-07-14
http://www.theonion.com/#2004-7-14
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Scholars have decided that you probably don't exist at all, and are just a composite character based on several minor figures from the writings of George Sand."
Somehow, I always suspected....
After spending the last two days driving around looking for shoes in my size I could afford, I gave up and looked online. Everything was WAY expensive, except the one place that ALMOST had my size locally, payless. Turns out I can buy online and have them delivered locally for no shipping and handling and even still get a discount on each pair for buying online. I tried on the eleven's in both of these and they ALMOST fit, so these should work. After the doctor gave me a fifty dollar prescription today (thanks...), I was despondent about even affording THESE, but Martin was a hero and kicked in 20, so in theory I'll finally have some shoes that don't hurt....
I'm a little iffy about the silver buckle and the squareness of the toes on the loafers, but it's this or no shoes for dressy occasions at ALL so I suppose I can live with them. Still, I'll feel pretty weird wearing gold jewelry with silver on my shoes....
